Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Dear Abby needs to hire someone with game

The quote:

My husband of two years is every girl's dream man - the kindest, gentlest, most patient guy. He loves me for everything, including my flaws. I honestly believe he is the only one who could ever handle me.

So why am I cheating on him?

And the answer:

You're playing at matrimony as if it were a game instead of a deep, enduring partnership.  

Hahahahahaha!! It is a game. LOLz were had. This bitch is never gonna get her gina tingles going from this poor sad sack of a guy.


  1. Married to the Ultimate Beta Male.
    And the guy she's fucking is the total opposite.

    Seen this many times, and more closely to home, to a couple of my buddies.

    'Alpha Fux, Beta Bux'

    1. This one just blew my mind, because the girl is clueless about what's going on and Dear Abby is barking up the wrong damned tree.

      It's like when you're holding your hand up in elementary school and the teacher keeps calling on dumbasses who don't know the answer.

  2. Seems to be quite a common theme

    I remember you asked in an earlier post: Why would any man want a relationship? I think these examples answer that question.

  3. Happy new year, hope you find somebody

  4. I'm a new reader. Please write a new post. "How to get an aloof man to fall for you in # easy steps". He doesn't even know he's aloof. How do I play him at his own game and win?

  5. You have Avoidant Attachment Style. It's like oppositional defiance to intimacy. I'm sorry Aloof Guy. May you have the very kindest supporters. Be very VERY gentle to yourself.
    It's gonna SUUUUUUCK

  6. It's safe to say this guy is dead.

    1. He might be dead. Although, I had a blast reading his posts from top to bottom and back.

  7. Hey Aloof Guy - I hope you respond to this (ha). I've read this page with interest as I am basically a 29 year-old version of you.
    My current big dilemma though is how to actually fuck more of the women who are always flashing me big signals that they want to hook up? My aloof nature means I get lots of these, but I find I either enjoy watching them squirm and stringing them out so long until they snap, or because I'm so aloof it's only much later that I realise that they were sending me such signals. Really, I don't give a fuck, but now I'm thinking my life might be a bit easier if I started to take some more of the opportunities coming my way.

    On another post you said that "One of my great gifts, at my older age, is knowing when I have an opening. " - when did this gift start to appear, and when and how did you get better at acting properly on these openings?

    1. The first time I had a real, "Wait, this shit is a clear opening" moment was 27. I don't think I've ever done a full post on it, but she was an art director for an urban wear catalog that I did a shoot for back in my photography days.

      She was willing to go waaaaay out of her way to connect with me and meet in person to get shit that could easily have been mailed.

      As for maximizing your female conquests . . . I don't know. I never ranked it highly enough on my list of goals for it to matter.

      I'll say I've slowly learned to stay in touch with the women who've proven willing to fuck on the regular. Building a stable is a good choice if consistent sex is the goal.

      If you're looking for consistent sex with new women all the time, I'd say travel. At least for me, being away from anyone who knows me does a lot to quell my aloofness. Everyone becomes a single-serving friend, so there's not much to be gained from being a prick.

    2. I second the travel recommendation. Be mindful of the cultural differences. Depending on where you're from, game will be easier/harder (compared to the US, most other places are like playing the game with all kinds of cheat codes in your favor). For example, I found the UK to be a lot more sexually liberal. Aloof himself said turning on the charm in Eastern Europe works wonders. So use that as practice to hone your skills, plus you get to see a new place and develop yourself.

      And Aloof, sorry for not welcoming you back sooner; I was "aloof busy". I'll send you a text later saying I woke up and you weren't here.

  8. I had a blast reading his posts from top to bottom and last.